*phone rings*
Me: Good morning, this is Laura.
Voice: Good morning miss. *silence*
Voice: Sir, I would like to…
Me: Miss.
Voice: Sir, I would…
Me: Miss.
Voice, Sir, I would…
Me: Miss.
Voice: Miss, my information says that Mr Nagtegaal is self-employed, he is registered at the chamber of commerce, and I am allowed to offer him a 20% discount on utilities including gas..
Me: You bought outdated info, I haven’t been Mr Nagtegaal for quite a while now, and by the way, the whole region I live in doesn’t use gas, it’s all waste heat here, but…
*beep beep beep*
Of all emotions I could have had, I actually just got amused at their inability to handle this call, because my response forced them to improvise without the telemarketing script.
Am I going to hell now?
